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journaaaaal, jourrrrnal (you wont prenounce it how i mean)

2005-04-06T22:24:47Z

this is the sweetest live journal of all time because no one likes live journals and mine hasnt been written in for months. that makes it better. because its less of badness.

even thought most of my entries are actually good if you have a sense of humor or a sense of hearing.

screw you HK, i dont beleive u even wrote that stupid book.

...dont believe helen keller if she tells u she wrote that by herself

jumping right back into the liveness and the journalness,
i just got back from a retreat or encounter or whatever you want to call it. it was pretty sweet chillin out for 3 days. we almost didnt get there cuz the 2nd bus,which i was on, like... broke. well the tire was burning or something cuz we smelled alot of burning tire smell. after 5 minutes they said they were moving the first 10 people (in alphabetical order) on to the first bus. yea i got screwed, so i was still stuck on the bus that was sure to explode. i wasnt too worried cuz im used to driving in dangerous situations, seeing as i have gone without a gas cap for several days. they eventually got us all on the nonexplosive bus and we swat it out to the place (swat as in the past tense of sweat.... better than sweated i think.)

we spent alot of the time in the small groups of about 10. our group got screwed with the room situation because everyone else got rooms with names like "the library" or "the blue room" but we got room 201,which was pretty haunted. Yea the clock pretty much jumped off the wall and the room itself made noises, but it wasnt too bad. the group stuff was fun, doin all the skits and stuff. probably the best junior encounter group i've been in.

i brought alot of random stuff including a yoyo, about 12 pez dispensers, extra pez, and badass temporary tattoos.
thats right i put on one of the tats and probably could have got in a biker bar right there.

but i didnt.

me and wholey both had the scorpion tats and just walked around scaring small animals.

i had at least one pez dispenser with me for the majority of the retreat and people who didnt know me before this week probably now know me as "the pez kid" even though i never had a pez before friday i think. pez is pretty good though, but im almost out because busmates ate most of the good stuff on the ride home. but it was good because you can't get smacked to get woken up because they wont want to break the pez thats somewhere on you.

i got back just in time for throwing practice and i found out that my line 3 followers were experiencing a period of anarchy without me. i started line 3 this winter. it is a 3rd line for the stretches for all those who want to belong somewhere... and dont throw a shotput more than 20 feet. maybe next year we will work on recruiting females into line 3, but as it is, some of the people who need "somewhere to belong" scare off girls.

the only bad thing of having 5 days without school is making up alot of work
i heard it hasnt been too bad the last few days so watev. now only 2 days of school then the weekend

then one week til vaca, nice

hopefully i get a gas cap soon, on an unrelated note.
also hopefully driving without one isnt deadly.

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2004-10-12T05:23:41Z

yea i suck at updating this

but usually on the first month of school all the days are similar anyway so it doesnt matter

today i did something that no mike chory can ever do (if he doesnt make some calls)
that thing is leave the state overnight

I went to Rochester Insitute of Technology with my cousin, uncle, and dad

there were some tours and stuff but mostly we just walked around looking at stuff cuz the tours were all weird dudes asking dumb questions

after going there i relized 2 things
1 thing is that towns with only 4 people in them shouldnt have a mcdonalds
and the 2nd thing is that i have no idea what im gonna do for college
i used to joke about having a career creating commercials and everyone always laughed at me when i said that so today when they announced the advertisement filming or something tour
i laughed... on the inside... actually i hate that phrase laughing on the inside
forget it
i didnt laugh at all

the end

also, the dorm rooms looked wicked small but i guess u would get used to that after a while.

schooooooolooo

2004-09-15T02:35:22Z

this whole entry is edited out cuz it was weird

today we will be talking about things that are blue.

hmmm, blue jello

the rug in my porch

links

blue paper

blue crayons

these are just a few of the things that are blue

if u can think of anything that i missed then go nuts and leave your genius in a comment or IM

and maybe ill realise i was too tired to write right now too and will edit all this out sometime later on but for right now its here and methuen lost to westfield or westford or westsomething
and some kid stole a football and gave it to us.
and then i went home.
and then i wrote in an online jounral
then i spelled journal wrong in my journal
then i went to sleep.

camp

2004-09-04T03:31:42Z

just got back from football camp this week and it was pretty crazy

if i was a cool kid i would list all of the phrases that remind others about specific funny times at camp, but too bad.

it would probably look like
"omg guys remember cards lolololol"
and
"*SOME WORD WE MADE UP FOR SOME REASON AT SOME POINT*"
and
"yo dawgs remember that ill breakdancing guys, do u, yeah, ill"

good thing i skip that whole deal.

sophomores forgot to bring bob marley so it was a long week but o well
its all done

still 2 weeks til school starts
which I shouldnt even put here cuz it will just make me get a million messages saying "i hate you" by people in school, and will cause me to get mad when i look back at it once school starts
but i dont think things through often so im putting it in

even though i did sort of think it through
shut up

yea and also i deleted the last anonymous post cuz anonymous posts are way too anonymous for me.

if u dont have a journal awesomeness then you can just write your name or something to show me who u are

and theres no way im ending with lyrics that i have heard 100 times in a week and are stuck in my head and have no significance to anyone who might be reading them by accident or on purpose

like
"yeah you thought this would be lyrics cuz i was being clever and doing everything i said i wasnt gonna do, right?"

...gimme da loot, gimme da loot...

o well

get down to business

2004-08-21T04:38:17Z

for those of you who have come to my livejournal to hear my inner thoughts and feeling, the time has come.... for you to leave immediately.

so anyway, who is the anonymous person that has been commenting very grammatical grammar?

well the post-country music show mullet mob gets smaller as the summer goes on, but speaking of mullets, this thursday i saw the mullet of a lifetime. Upon seeing it, the word "business mullet" popped into my head. this was a mullet that was the one and only one i have ever seen that looked like it was cut with scissors.

looked at my schedule and my last day at canobie is tuesday. yeaaa i get to go out on minihorse day. hopefully i get to be in that group.
It will be a good ending to a boring weeks.

leave a comment if u read this.
u can have an original comment or go with the generic comment
we will make that one "comment, i suck"

just a little bit special

2004-08-12T00:14:35Z

todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i was at the boston tea party all day and the manager dudes told us no one can go on the bridge anymore

yea, i didnt care even though im a fan of small bridges, but everyone went crazy on me when i told them to move their asses along as if it was me who decided they shouldnt get hit by big waves.
heres a sample conversation that happend probably 784 times about:
"stop, u cant go onto the bridge until the wave passes" - me
"but i went on the bridge last year, i can go on it" - guest child
("oooooooooooooooooooooooo why didnt you tell me that earlier, sure u can go on while these other people stay here and be NOT RETARDED" - what i wanted to say, and did say a couple times)

"sorry, no"- what i actually said usually

today i saw the funniest canobie people ever
there was a family that was a mom, dad and boy. there was nothing very weird about the people but i looked over and they were getting in the seat and the dad was pulling a green fisher-price wagon with just an empty pizza box inside. i told him to put it near the bin and i was laughing the whole way. u should have seeeeeeeen it
had to be there i guess
but u didnt hafta be there to picture the afro with a rat-tail. that was the hairstyle of a confused black child a few days ago
the mullet count increases every day even though i havnt been at the section with the country music show

SychO898: 213 gonna regulate
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

newnew

2004-08-04T23:10:23Z

everybody loses cuz no one followed the rules of the last game

nothin much to say about work
i was at the boston tea party and pretty much the only dumb people were the ones who complained that there is no warning that they get wet on the ride
here's a hint that u might get wet, geniuses.... how about the WAAAAAAAATERRRRRRR.

omg guys only like 47 days til by birthday omg i cant wait to.... do whatever there is u cant do when your 16 but not 177777777 o yea theres. . . nothing

make up your own contest and answer it, christopher cleverfaces

yay a new one

2004-08-01T00:24:46Z

I just wanted to tell everyone that my recent streak of non-entries was due to my attempt at creating a satirization of the peoples' constant unwillingness to update the public on the intersting lives they lead.

Or i was lazy.

anyways there havnt been alot of incidences at canobie to vent about since i mostly gave up on worrying at all that people are breaking rules, or whatever they are doing. They want to jump off the raft in the water slide and get a nasty burnish thing and then say it was an accident, fine. go ahead. they think they are tricking me into beleiving they actually fell off the raft, and it only cost them several weeks of a healthy arm. Omaaaan, good one guys.

today i was at the kiddie canoes all day which was cool cuz i know kids are gonna be wicked dumb, unlike other rides where u expect adults to know what "sit" means, but they apparently do not.

hmm
this entries contest will be

---best thing to say to get a kid to sit down on a ride, or wherever

p.s. the words "sit down" will not be accepted, obv

syllables

2004-07-15T01:07:05Z

today i got some hair cut

i didnt mean to get so much cut but theres pretty alot not there
considering i havnt cut my hair in months its wicked weird not having hair move around when u walk and stuff.

if u see me on the streets... yes. . . its me. . . .yea

...not someone else

and the results from the 4 syllable word contessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst are as follows
lahey wins with the word dom-i-na-trix
some other entries were seen or notseen in the comments

newwwwww hampshire

2004-07-12T03:54:04Z

last night i went to nh ro spend some quality time watching new hampshire tvs. today was the yearly week after fouth of july party at my grandpas house in nh and i left early to work for 4 hours. yea i left at 4 so i could work from 6-10.
if you are ever wondering how much i can possibly complain then hang out at a place with me when i have to leave early to earn a whopping 20 dollars or something.
AT work some awesome teenage cool kids thought that slamming antique cars into each other at 930 at night was cool so i got yelled at even tho im not the one whos supposed to beat up people doing bad stuff on the track.

but in the end the perps got served and had no response to my genius, degrading awesomeness

some point in the night this old guy said he just saw the beatlefest show, which is a show of a beatles cover band, and he told me i should be one of the beatles
i guess he meant my hair and my singing
or maybe just my hair
but i gave him the look and told him that i was the beatles' son and to not ask any questions

ok this recognitionness will be the person who sends the best 4 syllable word
ok go champs

newnew

2004-07-09T23:16:00Z

anonymous domenic won the contest
lahey had an entry on AIM but gave the wrong definition
but he still gets as much recognition anyways i guess

im rollin

to dinner

moms bday

see ya

attention

2004-07-07T03:39:55Z

attention everyone:
i have recently been informed that my livejournalism is inferior to others'

well guess what, no it isnt.

ok now that thats all cleared up and i am the best livejournalist ever, EVER, i think i will creatively not tell anyone anything about my day.

peeeeeeeeeeeeec

leave a little comment if u are arguing, but dont prank my cell phone because u cant now because i changed the appearance of the number in my profile to trick kids from florida which is another long story i dont want to tell until i run out of journalistic fodder. (fodder, in the way it is used, is the word that can get your name in the next entry for finding the definition, you gerry geniuses)

this is the live journal that never ends

2004-07-05T03:49:04Z

yes it goes on and on my friends
people
starting reading it not knowing what it was
but they'll continue reading it forever just because it is the livejournal
that never endssssss

ok thats the end
go home and watch rocky 1 2 3 4 or 5, which inspire us to fight black people or russians for the sake of america.
i didnt get the deep message at first but now, after witnessing millions of americans joining together, i realized the greatness of america+.

+actually it was hundreds and they were only joining together to boo the hell out of people who apparently wished to be burned by fireworks but watev.

funny people

2004-06-26T04:37:12Z

today i was at the cannonball all day, most of the time just standing at the entrance with a 48 inch piece of wood that obviously is pointless since people will get their kid on a ride no matter how tall he is - usually by physically stretching him or her. so when i was down there waiting for something to happen, i noticed that so many people are hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. obviously they are teenage comical geniuses to think of great jokes like "omg billy your tooo short omg haha" and then since geniuses grow on trees where they come from, the same genius response is always, ALWAYS, "omg, i barely made it lol"
sounds like a stretch but i swear they are all at least on the verge of actually saying outloud "lol"

on a less genius note, DURFDURFDURFMIDGETBLAH, thats what i said to the last pack of the day before i got to go home. it was a mixture of the crap left over from my brain after having to think over the same genius joke over and over then hearing it again from the next group of friggon genius teenagers who are obviously so punk because they have collars with spikes on them.

on a less genius and also less durf note, im leaving for cape cod tommorow. it should be good cuz we have this house down there for the week.

my 'shit happens' theory was definately proved (again) this week also when the sister who isnt the blonde one said she was bringin a second friend to the cape, but would only be there a cuple days so my parents said it was ok. i knew weeks ago what would happen and have tried to make many bets on it but i just heard the superduper news that (omg!) a miracle happend and it ends out they both can stay all week. this house better have very soundproof walls.

oman

2004-06-21T01:58:44Z

this week was camp champ. it was pretty good considering i had no idea what it was about, i just went into it cuz people said it was fun and mr. lynch was pounding advertisement into our heads all year. me and saba agreed that if it sucked we would have a fight to get kicked out so we could leave. my group was group 2 and was stuff. there i found out like a million people there work at canobie only in other parts so i never see them. speaking of canobie, today i worked at the antique cars. also today i kinda sorta let a dog ride on it. haha i dont know what i was thinking cuz we cant even let ladies hold their babies on it but i let this family take their dog on it after talking to the other people working, who were unclear on the ruleness. i got lucky though cuz i got out of work early before the dog car came back, so i dodged a possible alotbullet. and also pudding is good when it is a certain pudding.

journallllllllllll

2004-06-16T22:59:50Z

I just want to say that before i had this journal i thought that online journals were meaningless and random, but now that I have this one, my eyes have been opened and I can now realize that online journals are REALLY meaningless and random and i feel dumber every second of writing in one and reading one

:)

serious

2004-06-16T16:16:08Z

today is national getting serious day
no it isnt
ok

anyway after tons of stuff im gonna probably go to world gym to start, cuz i've been mad lazy so far.

and my report card still hasnt come, maaaaaaaaan. its been like 2 weeks and they havnt come, im getting mad.

everybody cheer

2004-06-16T02:06:02Z

lahey is the ultimate winner of my last contest. i forget his answer and i didnt check it but he was the only one to attempt so he gets a whole entry dedicated to only him.

so there you go.
lahey.
yay.

anyways i lied, this is not entirely dedicated to lahey because im also dedicating this post to GETTING SERIOUS >:0

workwork

2004-06-13T23:29:29Z

hello hello

this week at work some people said i was good so the managers gave me some movie tickets and then this guy almost killed me cuz i wouldnt let his little daughter on the starblaster. I told him i would only let his daughter on if ronald reagan told me to. I dont know think he understood the awesome goodness of my cleverness in that remark. o well

and then i got home and then i had dinner and then i talked online and then i went into the dining room and then i went to listen to music and then i looked up important info online and then i went and did more stuff and then now i am back here. now its time for stuff i guess

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeec

and also if u send the definition of the word in the mood then u get special recognition in the next thingy thing

genius

2004-06-10T18:01:38Z

this one time that was like 20 minutes ago i went to watch tv but then i was like no way and then i was like yes way then i was like i wanna eat breakfast.
so i ate breakfast while watching tv 'cause im a genius.

and also im so depressed guys, i spelt mountain wrong on my last entry :(

i hope you dont think im stupid :( :) :0

summer

2004-06-10T03:57:27Z

i made a journal online this summer so people can read my thoughts that i dont want them to know even though i knowingly post them online so its really a scam by me to trick everyone. . .

anyways its raining and im naming my computer rufus. For technical purposes and pleasure. and also theres this place i found out called a nude beach mountaing and it owns kids, who are cheaper than old ladies to own at walmart
and ogres roam like theres no yesterday